UNSPECIAL No 614– Janvier - January 2003

ÉDITORIAL

Bravo mon cher James!  
Well done James!  

INTERVIEW

The strong motivation of the staff 
“I do have a dream…” 

PERSONNEL

The best of the bunch flunks 
Pourquoi ne pas en parler? 
Combien ça coûte! 
La Caisse des pensions de nouveau en excédent actuariel 
En 2003, le GPAFI fêtera 45 ans d’existence 
Annual Solidarity Fair

GLOBE

The Blue Nile river paradox
From the mission diary: In the line of fire  
Combating diarrheal disease in India through safe drinking water 
Fête de Noël à l’ONU  
Myanmar: A ray of hope 

TECH NEWS

L’essor de l’image numérique 

ARTS

Manger avec les Yeux - 
Eating with your eyes
 

JOKES

Behind every good leader... 
Histoire de rameur 

 

UNS_61403-03.jpg 49x61  Well done James!

That morning, the sweet tune of my mobile woke me up. It was the Secretary General. In a firm voice he told me: “Execute plan 3 and report back before midnight”. My reply was equally brief: “Yes Mr. Secretary General”.

It took me just a few minutes to get through my breakfast washed down with a glass of 1964 vintage Champagne. I put on my leather bomber jacket and my Prosac induced smile, and closed the door on my luxury villa overlooking the sea. A sports car was waiting for me. At the airport I jumped into a private jet, which took off immediately.

Upon arrival at the first capital city, the Head of State greeted me on the tarmac accompanied by a guard of honour. I handed him a small multi-coloured box and told him: “If you don’t disarm immediately, this box will destroy your entire military machine.” He looked at me and saw I wasn’t joking and assured me that all the arms of his country would be destroyed before midnight.

Without losing a minute I climbed back into my plane and departed. I visited 190 capitals in this way and each time I left one of the small multi-coloured boxes, which everybody feared so much.

By midnight I was back in my luxury villa overlooking the sea. I had hardly emptied my glass of 1964 vintage Champagne when the telephone rang. It was the Secretary General. “Mission accomplished” I told him. And he replied “Well done James!”.

Just as I was wondering why he had called me “James” the alarm clock rang. I woke up terribly disappointed. But imagine my surprise when I found on my bedside table a small multi-coloured box! Cautiously I opened it and a funny little clown popped up. “Happy New Year Daddy!” cried my children. Suddenly my grey January sky turned blue at the sight of their enchanting smile.

The editorial team wishes you a happy New Year, may it bring us all peace and health.

Editor-in-Chief, Jean Michel Jakobowicz