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No 614 Janvier - January 2003
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| ÉDITORIAL Bravo mon cher James!
INTERVIEW The strong motivation
of the staff PERSONNEL The best of the bunch
flunks GLOBE The Blue Nile river
paradox TECH NEWS ARTS Manger avec les Yeux
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Behind every good leader...
Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. You are all part of our team now, said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please dont eat any of the other employees. The cannibals promised. A month later their boss remarked, Youre all working very hard and Im satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her? The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, Which one of you idiots ate the secretary? A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, You fool! For four weeks weve been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, then you had to go and eat a secretary! |
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