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The 2002 vintage
Le cru 2002
INTERVIEW
Vers l'universalisme
de la connaissance?
Security at the Palais des Nations:
What does the task really involve?
PERSONNEL
Le HIV/SIDA
sur le lieu de travail
HIV/AIDS in the UN System Workplace
A day in the life of...
La carrière onusienne d'un marin
daltonien
La "résistance au changement"
Don't Fear Whistle-Blowers
When...
Journals at your fingertips/Journaux
et revues sur vos écrans
Gagnants du concours UN Special
2002/UN Special 2002 Quiz Winners
SPÉCIAL ESCALADE
400e ammiversaire
de l'Éscalade de 1602
L'Éscalade, c'était il y a 400 ans
Fabrication de la marnite en chocolat
ARTS
Que mangerons-nous
demain?
Le Jardin des Nations
Safety technology by means of the...Arts?
LAST MINUTE
WHO's 8th
Annual Solidarity Fair/8e Fête de solidarité de l'OMS
Hommage à Charlie Chaplin
OBITUARY
Doreen Maria
Brown, WHO
Francis Couty, le 20 juin 2002
ROSES & CACTUS
Des roses
et des cactus/Roses and cactus
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When
Anonymous
When youre out of the office, youre wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, hes on business.
When youre on a day off sick, youre always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you take a long time, youre slow.
When your boss takes a long time, hes thorough.
When you dont do it, youre lazy.
When your boss doesnt do it, hes too busy.
When you make a mistake, youre an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, hes only human.
When doing something without being told, youre overstepping your
authority.
When your boss does the same thing, thats initiative.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, its because hes overworked
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